Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Internet Picture Story 2

Benny was a diver. He was a pretty good one as well, he had all the latest gear and he also doubled as a photographer as he sometimes took photos under the sea. One day, when he was just returning from a dive he was approached by a man in a pin stripped suit. "Hello" he said "Are you Benny Argyle?"
"Yes I am" Benny replied
"My name is John Brown and I am interested in some pictures that I have seen of yours" Benny new straight away that this was the handy work of his mischievous friend Callum. "Now I was wondering if you could get me a photo" said John.
"What sort of photo Mr Brown"
"Not quite sure yet, but I want it to be amazing, I;m willing to pay you $5000 for it". Benny couldn't believe what he was hearing. "5000 bucks?" he asked
"Well Mr Argyle I've seen some of your photos and I think  5000 is a reasonable price wouldn't you agree?"
"Well, uh, yeah, of course!" Benny said, hardly able to contain his excitement.
"Good then its settled have it to me by Friday morning". Benny was overwhelmed, so he set out the next day in what he thought would be a long tiring search to find a magnificent photo, little did he know, he would have the perfect photo right when he jumped in the water. Benny got all geared up, put in his mouth piece, jumped in the water, and almost had a heart attack! Right in front of him lay a 4 meter long great white shark. "Holy Crap!" Benny thought and he froze, not sure of what to do next . Then his brain kick started into action meanwhile the shark just stared at him. Benny fumbled with the camera and took a photo, unfortunately for him the flash was on and when the shark saw the flash he became extremely agitated then he went for Benny. They where both swimming as fast as they could as if they were having a race to see who could get to the boat first but the reality of it was one was going for the boat and one was going for a delicious lunch. Benny jumped onto the boat but the shark grabbed his flipper it was pulling him back, Benny made a desperate lunge for his flipper and luckily unhooked the flipper from his foot. The next day Benny presented the photo to Mr Brown blown up into a much larger size. "Holy cow how did you get this?" exclaimed John
"Trust me" Benny said "You don't wanna know

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